"This is the stupidest fucking movie. I thought it'd be funnier. Wouldn't this make the best, worst, campiest, most idiotic sitcom? I'd watch the shit out of that. At least then they could pretend it was awful on purpose."
"To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try." -- Roger Ebert